Sigh here we go again
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Once the button was pressed and the “Diet Coke” was on route, the President allegedly would rip a line under the table.
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Possibly elitist take here, but: I don’t have a problem with the President having a button to call someone to do mundane things for him/her; presumably the POTUS’s time is better spent on, you know, running the country.
My issue was with Trump having such a button; it’s hard to imagine any menial task that wouldn’t be a better use of his time than being anywhere near the levers of power.
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In four years, Trump never thought to have a mini-fridge stocked with Diet Coke installed in the Oval Office. Why bother when you can always call “the help.”
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I don’t think it’s weird to have a button to call the valet when you need something, if you have a valet (my valet is called Patrick, and he’s tired and grumpy, but fine, here’s another 7-Up, Patrick). It might be a little weird to just have a standing order that the only thing you ever need when you press the valet button is a diet Coke. I mean, what if you really, really need someone to crush up some Adderall, or someone to bring your checkbook so you can write out a check for some hush money?
Seems shortsighted to just limit the button to nothing but Diet Coke.
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An ice cold glass bottle.
Maybe it’s the Regeneron button.
“bring me the Diet Coke cool shades” button
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