North Korea admits young leader is unwell


#1

[Permalink]


#2

Probably from all the backed up feces and urine.


#3

“A teary-eyed Rodman booked a flight to be at his massa – uh, friend’s side.”


#4

Gout? Sugar coma? … Ice cream headache?


#5

Coup attempt?


#6

I know you were joking, but you’ve managed to guess right anyway:

“Based on his gait, it appears he has gout – something [due to] diet and genetic predisposition that has affected other members of the Kim family,” said Michael Madden, an expert on the North Korean leadership and contributor to the 38 North website.

#7

He’s just trying to play up the similarity with his grandfather by becoming Kim Jong ill


#8

Kim Un-Well would also be fitting.


#9

If this is anything like how the Soviets used make announcements about the health of their leader, then he’s already dead.


#10

Come to think of it, he has been looking rather bloated lately.


#11

Have the hand-wringing, crying meltdown-squads been released yet? If not I´m afraid any rejoicing would be premature.


#12

Condolences. Get comfortable soon.


#13

I’ve heard that if you let Satan out of your anus it fixes that.


#14

Or someone overheard him say that this wasn’t as fun as he’d been lead to believe, and it didn’t go over well with whoever is actually holding the reins of power.


#15

I heard that if you find Satan in your anus the only way to get him out is to wait for Apple to release a removal tool.


#16

Perhaps a bout of Karma for the little bloated toad. It would be a shame if after being unwell he became unalive.


#17

How does that neck support that head?

Maybe loosen the collar a bit, man.


#18

I bet he is depressed. I know I would be.


#19

This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.