Maybe his doctors used Covid as an excuse and said the diet cokes and Big Macs would interfere with his million-dollar drug treatment
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They should also sweep for surveillance devices.
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Yup. Zoom in on the feet.
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That’s a cardboard cutout of Trump, not the real thing.
Seriously.
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If there was such a thing as a “divorce cake” (as the opposite of a “wedding cake”), the couple from this photo would be the plastic figures on top of it.
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It’s just an awful photograph even before you see the unfortunate subject matter. Would a competent photographer have some lights? a sense of scale and want to add some life? Both wreathes have zero color, the reds give no warmth and the walls on either side of the steps are dead grey slabs. The resolution is more on par with a 60s Instamatic. The subjects give no texture, complexity or interest–even before we get to politics. There’s no point for they eye to rest and enjoy anything. Entirely lifeless.
Maybe Stephen Miller took it on his daily trip down to the crypts.
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If you’re going to use Photoshop to make his hands bigger, make both hands bigger. Not just one hand. Why are his hands two different sizes?
@FDG135 - Aaaaaaaagh! That’s just terrifying, it’s an image I’m going need MindBleach ™ © ® in industrial quantities to remove from my mind! 
And earlier today I did something that I’ve not done before, replied to a tweet from the current incumbents of the White House, specifically FLOTUS’ tweet about Christmas.
Quote “I wish you as miserable Christmas as the rest of the world is going through, and may the worst of your yesterdays be the best of your tomorrows”
It made me feel just a tiny bit better.
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The decor kind of reminds me of a brothel, only tackier. Probably explains the pose too.
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Trump’s gotta let the photographer do what needs to be done, and I’m not convinced Trump is gonna do that.
Even if he were using a competent photographer, and who would want to be associated with this clusterfuck?
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Most people aren’t symmetrical.
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That ramped up the creepy factor by about 1000…
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Thank you for your service.
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Wanted to like this.
Couldn’t.
Now afraid to sleep.
So thanks.
Careful what you wish for! I learned the hard way 
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Still not as disturbing as Trumps church photo 
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Who’s worse, Trump or Quentin Trembley, the 8 1/2th President of the United States?
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Trump. Quentin knew how to accept baldness. 
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