Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/03/now-you-too-can-own-a-1988-lin.html

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##Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole

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This reminds me of a cheeky background gag from Cars.

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(“All Convertible Waitresses”)

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A stripper pole while driving? Nope nope nope.

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This is a terrible idea. It’s my time. I don’t want to work while commuting!

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Future Presidential Limo?

But if you do that while driving, you might get enough money to cover gas!

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I don’t see any strippers. Do you see strippers? That’s not a stripper pole, it’s a barber pole.

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How would you wear a seatbelt while on the pole?

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I tried that. The wind pulled the bills right out of my thong.

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Hmm, glitter glue? The bills would stick…

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I think someone just desecrated the Festivus-mobile. The pole is supposed to be unadorned, as tinsel is distracting.

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Haircut at 75 MPH…could be done…

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I don’t think so.

It’s so cliche.

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How 'bout tether ball at the same speed?

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Nah…this is a future Presidential limo:

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Slap this on the back and it’s complete.

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I think this needs mirror-surfaced seat tables…

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But would you mind being worked ON while commuting?

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I would mind. The last time I owned a strippermobile, we hit a bump and I got two black eyes!

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What in the holy F is that?

Laughing so hard there’s fluids coming out of me.

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