Also known as pipian (though it varies by region) its got a nutty taste which might actually complement the avocado nicely.
Which is just another opportunity say,
fuck peas
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Uhā¦
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Not sure about the lard, but the dashi and kombu are interesting. Iāve always put soy sauce in my guac and it works quite well. I leave out the salt because the soy has plenty.
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Sounded kind of good to me. Except for the sunflower seeds.
Most people who hate green peas remember canned green peas and those are an abomination. Peas are highly perishable, and are worthless unless either fresh or quick frozen.
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ā¦ Peas arenāt my thing. But theyāre better than eggplants, pigs, sea creatures, alcohol, sugar alcohol, mint, cheese, cilantro, nuts, vanilla, honey, high-fructose corn syrup, and whatever else.
Worcestershire sauce works too. Iām not sure how I know this, but I do.
Iām amazed by the amount of energy people have over thisā¦
Marmite is delicious and you keep your disgusting peas out of it!
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Iāve had mushy peas that are so smooth, rich, and tasty that I would happily try adding them to guacamole. Theyāre like pea butter. Adding them to green veggie butter (my beloved avocados) might work.
Iāve never had a mushy lea that Iāveā¦ Liked. They always tend to be gloopy or whipped. Pea soup is a wholly different matter.
See, you keep talking as though the MCU has a lockdown in superhero movies, or that they should even be called good. Theyāre fun. But theyāre not the good superhero films.
Stopped clock twice a day, or a need to rethink your position?
Maybe this is more @japhroaigās style:
It hasnāt been the Grey Lady since they switched to that horrid ink formulation that makes wearing gloves superfluous, and horror of horrors, WENT COLOR.
Now, itās the painted lady.
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You MOCK me sir!
You shall ROUX the day! (Break out your butter and flour)
Oh yeah, you like those off-brand, higher-quality, Rainn-Wilson-starring ones.
Do I gotta? Does it truly say anything new?
Iāll watch it if you insist. (Donāt worry, Iām not that whiny and foot-draggingly reluctant. Someone talked me into seeing Babe, that George Miller talking pig movie, and I thought they were nuts for recommending it so strongly until I actually saw it. Now I wonāt really resist anything. Except the MCU.)
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Iām still waiting for a version of B.C. Boyerās Masked Man.
anyway, Iāve got a couple pounds of peas in the fridge waiting to be shelled, so Iām annoyed I donāt have avocados.
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Fuck the New York Timesā¦
Made me think of this old Pace Picante Sauce commercial.
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Guacamole aleady looks like vomit. Peas can only be an improvement.
Itās just like Kick-Ass, only not as good.
once the skeptical revulsion passed, i think i can see the upside. peas have a mild sweetness which could work with the acidity in a lime-heavy guac, and the slightly bitter, vegetal green pea-ness might add a little breadth of flavor. i actually want to try it now.
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