Originally published at: OAN host enraged that M&M has added a "transgender" purple candy to their cast (video) | Boing Boing
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Conservatives of the 90’s: “Lincoln, Reagan, small government, personal responsibility and consistent standards for all peoples of all walks of life.”
Conservatives of the 2020’s: “I CAN’T FAP TO THIS!!!”
Now these mental rejects are angry at “candy”. WTF!
This isn’t a new one. The frozen dinner guy was VERY upset recently about the fact they’d given one of the female M&Ms less sexy shoes (or something like that).
Tucker must be looking forward to fetishizing the footwear of this new M&M.
OAN DEMANDS TO SEE THE PURPLE M&M’s PENIS OR VULVA!
Personally I’m a little disappointed that the company didn’t have the courage to add a little more diversity to their mascot line-up. I’m a fan of their almond m&m’s, which don’t seem to be represented here.
Wait until conservatives find out about Skittles.
I don’t think any of them have genitals.
Or anyway I sure hope I’m not putting handfuls of little genitals in my mouth every time I eat M&Ms.
Wait till he finds out what other subversive colors they come in…
Don’t worry, my guy, they have the bland white M&M to appeal to your… conservative sensibilities.
They’re all male, otherwise they’d be M&Fs.
All they know about the color purple is that Tinky Winky is gay.
When are these ghouls going to figure out that right-wing angry horniness does not mix with right-wing use of hypothetical kids as puppets?
Most people don’t know that he has a degree in candy nad inspection from Prager U.
How does one sex a candy?