Please, just take all the mayo packets you want and leave with your machetes sir.
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I hope they don’t get many customers who look that methed up.
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I’m pretty sure Methed-up Sasquatch gets their scratch-offs at Celina 52.
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Well Mike, I’m sick and tired of having to pick a lock every time I want some damn ketchup.
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The one complaining about the cost of a cost of gum in the 1980s, when 50 years prior it was the Great Depression, is especially illustrative of how ridiculous this sentiment is.
ETA: Or that people were less stressed during WW II.
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Nothing like a bit of light bombing to take ones mind off the stuff that keeps one awake at night.
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The first Saturday of each month at noon (EST, but no one’s told the machine about daylight savings, so it’s at 1 during EDT), the local air raid alarm/siren is tested.
I was listening to it with especial interest today, having just thought about it a couple days ago, and realized it had been a long time since I heard it. It was especially inneresting today b/c how much and how often the sound altered. It would be quite loud, then rather thin and kinda wispy; sometimes it was clear, other times it sounded a little distorted. Sometimes I could hear little harmonic bits - higher and/or lower notes. I don’t know if the speaker(s) is a rotator; it might be - but the changes away from loud and clear and back again are never equally, evenly timed. It’s random. {ETA:}
Weird.
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Okay, fine, air raid sirens were better in the old days:
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I might’ve been 100% on most members of marginalized groups laughing at this idea. However, TFG made a lot of us reconsider throughout his term.
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A fucking Hemi air raid siren. Well, that’s thing #1 I’ve learned today!
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I especially like the detail how it had to be started by hand by an operator.
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JFC I’ve seen shred videos with better vocals
