Early? Or - a thousand years too late?
Basil the Bulgar-slayer
Quinnix the Quinoa-Conqueror.
Yeah, but who could possibly pronounce and/or spell it?
I will pay anyone a nice, new, crisp $20 dollar bill to name their babbe Japhroaig.
Yeah, but who could possibly pronounce and/or spell it?
Continuing with the scotch babbe name puns (that noone will understand)
Boy: Bruichladdich
Girl: Bruichlassie
You calling me “no one”?
Having just come from another thread with an Iliad reference, should I make some joke about me being Odysseus and you being the Cyclops?
Hay!! I gots me four eyes, not one!
Boy: Ôóöô
Girl: Ôóöä
Thaddeus Peppercorn
Princess Pricklepants Jr.
We have a winner.
Boy or girl: Gagarin Shackleton
You would expect amazing things from a person named that.
I did actually propose Shackleton as an option to Mrs daneel.
Did you you do so in earnest?
I thought l’esprit de l’escalier might be a little pretentious.
Take your inspiration from successful real-world names:
Like Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas.
I always wondered if he was teased at school about the “Joseph”.
Mordac, the Destroyer
Yes, the comma is required. It’s a good unisex name though.
I wrote a computer program that generated surprisingly similar names to these lists.
I was also hoping this Wes Clark was the general and former presidential candidate, but it’s just another guy named Wes Clark.