Official b01ng BoIn9 Babby Name Thread

Early? Or - a thousand years too late?

Basil the Bulgar-slayer

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Quinnix the Quinoa-Conqueror.

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Yeah, but who could possibly pronounce and/or spell it?

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I will pay anyone a nice, new, crisp $20 dollar bill to name their babbe Japhroaig.

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Yeah, but who could possibly pronounce and/or spell it? 

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Continuing with the scotch babbe name puns (that noone will understand)

Boy: Bruichladdich
Girl: Bruichlassie

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You calling me “no one”?:smiley:

Having just come from another thread with an Iliad reference, should I make some joke about me being Odysseus and you being the Cyclops?

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Hay!! I gots me four eyes, not one!

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Boy: Ôóöô
Girl: Ôóöä

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Thaddeus Peppercorn

Princess Pricklepants Jr.

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We have a winner.

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Boy or girl: Gagarin Shackleton

You would expect amazing things from a person named that.

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I did actually propose Shackleton as an option to Mrs daneel.

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Did you you do so in earnest?

I thought l’esprit de l’escalier might be a little pretentious.

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Take your inspiration from successful real-world names:

Like Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas.

I always wondered if he was teased at school about the “Joseph”.

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Mordac, the Destroyer

Yes, the comma is required. It’s a good unisex name though.

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I wrote a computer program that generated surprisingly similar names to these lists.

I was also hoping this Wes Clark was the general and former presidential candidate, but it’s just another guy named Wes Clark.

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