Let us faithful discuss the teachings, doctrine, dogma, and lessons from the one true church.
I will start us off. Are the Beer Volcanoes a literal or figurative description of paradise? Is there any evidence for the actual existence of beer Volcanoes, and if so, where does the barley grow? Are the Volcanoes a result of over active fermentation?
My son, all of your questions shall be answered as you tread the Holy Lasagna road to pepperonichi gates of heaven. You must have faith to gain the strength to stride the straight and very narrow. Until it becomes a tangled mass with the great flying spaghetti monster.
Remember, when you see only one set of footprints in the sand, that’s because the flying spaghetti monster floats. As it won’t denigrate itself to the 5 second rule.
Thus saith but a humble mouthpiece. In the holy name I prey, Ra’men.
Poor little deluded dupes…
It all flows out of Egypt.
The ancient ones gave us the power to create heaven on earth - all it takes is soaking the pyramids with liberal quantities of water. All of the stored grain then ferments until it bubbles forth from the top - beer volcanoes!