Ohio attorney suspended for defecating in Pringles can and launching it into legal adversaries' car lot

[capnjimbo]

If the poop don’t fit, you must acquit.

[anothernewbbaccount]

I was brought up knowing the other version of that proverb:

If the can’s full of shit you must acquit

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

@capnjimbo

If the poop don’t fit

In a world where folks are using DNA to identify which dogs pooped where, I guess some labs have a new line of business.

[cannibalpeas]

@capnjimbo

If the poop don’t fit, you must acquit.

Great, now I’m stuck with a mental image of a perfectly Pringles-can-shaped turd.