Old Jewish Men want cheap lox and more public restrooms— and they want them now!

A show about old jewish men seems like it’d be similar to Golden Girls, which i would be ok with.

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“Kvetching Boys”?

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“Thank you for not bein’ meshuggah”

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Fat old punks want cheaper beer and grungier bars! When do we want them? Now!

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I deeply sympathize with their blight.

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moss-insanely-brilliant

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Philly’s got your covered.

And the beloved Bob & Barbara’s

Jazz night, drag night, inventor of the Philly special and John Hodgman’s Philly hang out.

Oscar’s
Bill Murray’s Philly hang out.

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063753151694&_rdr

Really- a thousand places.

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Too far from me, sadly. All the good shitty bars in my town are gone now.

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That just ain’t right.

-Roc Ingersoll

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I can’t even imagine what stories there are to tell. The first one was so predictable, milquetoast and such white-savior tripe that they didn’t really leave a lot of interesting territory to explore. Maybe they’ll go the Star Wars route and just repeat the same story over and over and over…

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let us never forget the brilliance that was “2 Live Jews”

i can completely get behind this movement. (pun intended)

I also want cheaper lox, higher grade pastrami, and more salt bagels. When do I want it?

Before this Hannukah!!!

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YES!

Have you experienced the wonder that is olive cream cheese? No offense if you don’t like olives, but as an appreciater of salty bagels I find it an absolute treat.

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This is from a Jewish deli. Bonus points if you know which one.

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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
Olive Cream Cheese??? OMG OMG OMG

i have had olive and cream cheese “dip” as made in the south, but never as an accompaniement for delicious salt bagels.

AND NOW I HAVE A QUEST!

except, ya know, oy, … my sciatica is acting up and I’m a little faklempt from the change in the weather. Maybe tomorrow morning… :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

thank you for the tip!

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Oh how you tempt me. The best bagel shop near me only does olive as a seasonal option and it isn’t in right now.

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And probably about lox too. I’m glad the bagel situation is under control.

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Meh.

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Surely this IS olive season?

Unless you are in Argentina or somewhere.

I will say that olives work really well with cream cheese. I can’t do bagels any more unfortunately because of the gluten thing which is a pain.

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If you’re going to mention grungy Philly bars how dare you leave out The Republican.

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