Old payphones becoming "masturbation stations" in NYC

[Missy_Pants]

@AnthonyC

But, the pre-existing norms in general have no need to explain themselves. It is up to challengers to do the convincing.

THANK YOU!
I shall raise a glass in your honour!

[anon68952647]

@nemomeno

Boundaries are are important to recognize, not analyze. Like a wall. It’s there. You should know it’s there. If you don’t know it’s there, that’s bad. Very bad sometimes.

You’re better at this than I am.

[Falcor]

Mod note: Stay on topic.

[nemomen]

@Falcor

Mod note: Stay on topic.

Indeed, come on guys, we’re talking about masturbation in phone booths in NYC here… Stay on topic.
FWIW, the auto-close in 4 days can’t come soon enough for me to end this awkward… whatever it is.

[anon68952647]

I’m talking about master-debating in public forums… gotta at least rhyme with the topic at hand

[daneel]

@nemomeno

come on guys

How many people are in these phone boxes? Aren’t they typically one person sized?

[anon68952647]

@daneel

Aren’t they typically one person sized?

some masturbators need an audience, though.

[nemomen]

In my imagination they’re like this:

I guess there’s butt-grabbing too.

[anon15383236]

@Falcor

Mod note: Stay on topic.

Isn’t it necessary to negotiate the boundary between topic and non-topic, between masturbation station and carnation nation? If you believe something to be relevant to the topic at hand but I point out what’s REALLY in your hand, must I consent to your sheep-like acceptance of facile norms regarding the definition of derailing masturbatory commentary? Isn’t this the place for us to question the very foundations of the unwitting, blind acceptance of norms regarding online peanut gallery skullduggery that I alone here am able to see as totally coercive and arbitrary? Can’t you see that I’m just asking questions here, and that those who claim that what I’m doing is unwittingly appropriate in a thread about the solipsistic act of masturbation have yet to reach my heights of distanced objectivity? Dear kind sir, please understand that I bear no resemblance to the ungainly sea lion!

[Brainspore]

I can’t help but thinking “masturbation station” would be a great “Schoolhouse Rock” parody.

Masturbation station, what’s your location?
Helping guys to rub one out is my vocation.
Masturbation station, what a sensation!
Careful to avoid the cops or you’ll get a citation…

[TobinL]

@nemomeno

FWIW, the auto-close in 4 days can’t come soon enough for me to end this awkward… whatever it is

It sure feels like it has been that long already…

[popobawa4u]

@nemomeno

Indeed, come on guys, we’re talking about masturbation in phone booths in NYC here… Stay on topic.

It’s like people are just throwing stuff at the wall, to see what sticks!

[anon68952647]

[anon68952647]

@popobawa4u

It’s like people are just throwing stuff at the wall, to see what sticks!

While others maybe keep dialing the same wrong number!

867-5309, for a good time call.

[TobinL]

Damn you Tommy Tutone!

[anon15383236]

Guys (and I do mean guys), @anon29631895 tells me these stations are equipped with glory holes! Hmph, sometimes it seems like guys get to have all the fun.

[nemomen]

@AcerPlatanoides

867-5309

Did you know that 8675309 is a prime number? I bring this up because I am a massive nerd so when you guys were talking about funny things I thought “oh, interesting math fact.”

[popobawa4u]

[ficuswhisperer]

Masturbation Station sounds like a tune out of the inevitable gritty reboot of Schoolhouse Rock.

[popobawa4u]

I can’t find any good photos of it, but there are people in NJ who have built two bondage TARDISes for erotic sci-fi events.