Ongoing coronavirus happenings

Hey Doc!

“The Virginia ABC Bureau of Law enforcement announces that alcoholic beverages are now available for to-go or delivery, in response to the growing coronavirus pandemic.”

https://www.wtkr.com/news/virginia-abc-allows-to-go-orders-delivery-of-alcohol

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The “every day/week” lines are a useful addition:

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His statement today is itself part of the dog whistle: he tells his supporters to stop harassing Asian Americans, thus communicating that he’s ok with harassment of Asians who they think don’t qualify as “American” (read: immigrants). He’s so despicable.

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Ah, the Mustache of Understanding has weighed in. What happened to six months?

I assume they’ll take a Hyperloop to get there. What an odious prat.

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My province is allowing alcohol delivery (in sealed containers) alongside delivery meals.

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Makes you wonder why they didn’t allow it before…

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I gather he doesn’t not think you’re a complete horse’s arse too.

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This would be more useful if it included estimates of actual case, which might look very close to the Asian lines, but are clearly an order of magnitude higher than the US line.

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GOP to the elderly: Perform viral harakiri for the glory of God emperor Trump and the bronze bull on Wall Street!

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Jesus Christ. We’ve been social distancing for like a week and already I’ve heard multiple calls from mainstream right-wing voices to let hundreds of thousands of people die in the name of saving the economy. What will they be proposing a month from now?

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Fuckers. Spouting insane shit, amwhile Fucker Tucker sits their nodding, looking very, very concerned, while trying not to smile about the blowjob someone just gave him.

These ghastly ghouls mooning over the threat to their holy economy, because they might lose their fourth house or third yacht, make me feel like filling a bucket.

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He knows that now he can appear to be the “moderate centrist” by calling for the nation to wait a full two weeks before sacrificing the poor and elderly instead of initiating the culling after just ten days.

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I live in Houston and we’ve gotten word that officials are/have drafted a shelter-in-place order of some sort for Harris County. Our mayor, Sylvester Turner, went onto CNBC an hour ago and, based on my news feed that I’m updating, he seems to have not said anything about sheltering in place. Houston’s Medical Center leaders are calling for it but it doesn’t seem like anybody is delivering on that front, and it’s fucking maddening. This is especially the case since every other city here in Texas has either issued one or has announced that they’ll be issuing one really soon.

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Lots of young folks have their version too.

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A day late and a dollar short:

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