An entirely different kind of coronavirus party 
Welcome, @fun_pixels!
Perhaps Trump will pardon him?
The Sandinistas are doing a bangup job in this crisis!
The plans for the traditional Easter season vacations include gatherings such as “fairs, competitions, runway events and endeavors” among other activities “appropriate for the season, within the logic of our Creative, Family-oriented, Popular Economy and our Local Culture,” said the First Lady, vice president, government coordinator and only spokesperson.
I know this may sound like a crazy theory but if you know the Sandinista regime, you would not be surprised. Their current political and economic problems stem from the ratio of old people to working people. The fact that this virus ravages the old had not been missed by Ortega and Murillo.
Barber says don’t. 
That’s almost one third of the country
But he strongly recommends that people not attempt to cut their own hair.
“It’s like a doctor trying to operate on himself,” Reese said.
Sure, no difference at all.
Just popped up on my phone a few minutes ago:
Pandemic impact: Two-thirds of polled Reg readers say it’s business as usual in the IT dept, one in ten panicking
Got it on one phone, but not the other. Weird. I wonder if it only went out via certain carriers?
Possible, or it may be targeted to certain regions.
Another thought (assuming you’re using Android): do you have Signal installed and are using it as your default messaging app? I had wondered why I hadn’t gotten an alert during a severe thunderstorm one time, and on a hunch I tried switching back to the standard SMS app as default. Lo and behold, there were several old alerts that I’d never known about.
When the news first came out, I even talked (here, or at the Other Place, not sure where) about the fact that we have to PROJECT when singing, so there was no doubt in my mind how the spread happened. (I also sing in a chorus.)
Does she wear pantsuits instead of dresses? QED, then. 
Today saw a decrease in the amount of daily new cases reported by the department of public health in San Francisco. The last 5 days have been trending consistently about 33 new positive cases and one death per day. Today (technically the count is for yesterday) we have 23 new cases and 0 deaths. Hopefully it’s a trend.
I don’t want to derail that other thread, which is both infuriating and heart-rending far beyond this one, but this is a “coronavirus party”:
