Lest we forget, South Korea has drive-thru testing locations. Drive-thru! Pull in, get tested, drive out. And they’re testing 20,000 people a day. That’s close to triple the amount the US has tested in a month.
People here are dying, all to protect corporate profits.
A week ago he was finally asked point-blank about his decision to gut the CDC’s pandemic response team. His answer began “I just think this is something […] that you can never really think is going to happen…” then he went on and on about how great he’s been at responding to a crisis no one could have possibly foreseen.
Of COURSE people foresaw this kind of crisis—that’s the reason there was a pandemic response team in the first place.
Look for someone (or multiple someones) to start shorting stocks as soon as the press conference is over.
The worst part is that Americans invented the drive-thru.
Nah, I know, none of this is actually funny at all, but it’s that or cry 
I plotted the U.K. government Coronavirus data and the total number of intensive care beds given in a newspaper article (in the Independent) - it looks like we’ll hit a crisis in about two weeks if things continue on the current trajectory
it’s david lynch(^h^h^h) cronenberg for the win.
( edit: you know. one of those davids. we have the best davids. really the best. even the canadian ones. ahg. 
@smulder. @teknocholer. sorry. thanks. )
Birthplace of (among other innovations) the drive-thru marriage and the drive-thru divorce.
Attack of the Clones is not a documentary, but it was based on real events
There is, of course, always a tweet.
@RickMycroft was joking (lightly) about dirty televisions. and that’s an aspect of the movie videodrome.
debbie harry’s ( blondie ) lips come out of the television. people get sucked into televisions. it’s a trippy ( and sometimes disturbing ) movie.
joking in these times is an iffy thing. i like trying to have a light mood when there are circumstances i can’t control. i know it runs some people the wrong way sometimes. hopefully not crossing any lines here.
Trump said in his afternoon speech that there is a possible bailout of affected industries, here’s a South Park take on it to remind everyone:
videodrome is david cronenberg not david lynch
Yeah, me too. Until the last one drops.
