Oops! A parent accidentally handed out Easter eggs stuffed with condoms to elementary school kids

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Thanks Easter bunny! These are the balloons daddy plays with!

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Obviously a villainous plot!

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But… she WAS protecting our kids, from pregnancy.

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“This gum is really chewy but doesn’t have any flavor.”

(Stolen graffiti from condom dispensers in men’s rooms everywhere.)

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let’s just hope when mr bush makes a mistake in the near future, and he will, twitter will do their thing and rip him a new one.

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Another god-damn Bush family member climbing the political ladder? Attorney General? This one appears even more stupid that his lying war-criminal uncle and just as flaccid as his dad. Un-fuck this entire corrupt, dim-witted and craven family.

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Yeah, I forgot about him. He’s the young buffoon who thinks he has something important to say. He’s basically the Donald Trump Jr. of the Bush family.

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I see a whole bunch of kids giggling with delight as they blow up the condoms in the belief that they’re balloons. Party time!

Damn you @d4l3d
You got there first! So dastardly.

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The best we ever got was chocolate buttons.

The 70’s were rubbish.

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Here’s the husband with the second batch of eggs.

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@Carla_Sinclair
George P. Bush is not the attorney general. He is a candidate in the GOP primary runoff against the current attorney general, Ken Paxton. Bush would be an improvement over Paxton. Which says a lot more about Paxton than Bush.

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Thank you Kii! I just added “candidate” in there. :sweat_smile:

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This was the plot of an Everybody Loves Raymond episode. Except it was Halloween instead of Easter.

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Thank you, Easter Bunny!

**uck! **uck!

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Husbands’ favorite tactic to get out of errand-running since time began. Just bring back the most inappropriate item you can. :man_shrugging:

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That parent was just being prophylactic.

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Yeah, but look at the bubbles you can blow with it.

(traditional response)

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Where’s the hedge trimmer? These Bushs are getting out of hand. 4 generations in politics?

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“What did you get 3 gallons of milk?”

“They had avocados.”

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