Oregon domestic terrorists now destroying public property in earnest

#A-ha!

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I donā€™t what this means, but do we get crackers?

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Oh I didnā€™t say it was the best ideaā€¦ but the thought does amuse me quite a bit.

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Me too. I feel afraid that people may unintentionally get hurt. This standoff has gone longer than expected, and one or more of the occupiers likely suffer from mental health issues. And they are so heavily armed. The situation frightens me for everyone involved.

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I think youā€™re onto something here ā€¦

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Groovy.

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Like [George said] (Easy Rider - Wikiquote):

Well, they are people, just like us - from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they donā€™t have no wars, they got no monetary system, they donā€™t have any leaders, because, I mean, each man is a leader. I mean, each man - because of their technology, they are able to feed, clothe, house, and transport themselves equally - and with no effortā€¦Why donā€™t they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release of this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venutians have contacted people in all walks of life - all walks of life. [laughs] Yes. It-it-it would be a devastatinā€™ blow to our antiquated systems - so now the Venutians are meeting with people in all walks of life - in an advisory capacity. For once man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.

It will be once the right wingers start inflating the story to the point where the government is trying to infect them with ebola or something similarly nasty.

But if you want to be the good guys, donā€™t intentionally infect your opponents with anything. Not even as little as a runny nose.

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Stephanomeria malheurensis

Flower power if it comes to that.

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I think it is really relevant that these are mostly buildings constructed to a federal code, and while Iā€™ve not been in those, Iā€™ve been in dozens of backcountry national parks/refuges/monument/BLM offices - and for the most part theyā€™re concrete and steel pre-fab buildings intentionally designed to not be terribly flammable.

Quite unlike the wooden code-free DIY ā€œcompoundā€ in Waco.

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I hadnā€™t thought of that ā€¦ really good point.

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What if we continue with the dildo theme, and replace ā€œless than lethalā€ rubber bullets with ā€œprobably not likely to kill someoneā€ rubber dong launchers?

Not only did you get your ass kicked by the feds, but you got taken down in the fashion most shaming to your ā€œseriousā€ message and extreme man-itude.

Thatā€™s the solution. Donā€™t really fight them, just armor up enough that they canā€™t hurt you and ridicule them into submission. No CS tear gas. Lob a million vials of ā€œliquid assā€ around the hut. If they come out, slap 'em with a volley from the dong cannon.

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And my main question is ā€œwhere the hell did these guys come up with a giant black dildo?ā€. Itā€™s not really the sort of thing that (most) people just have sitting around within armā€™s reach when hanging out with friends.

ā€¦or maybe Iā€™ve been hanging out with the wrong people all these yearsā€¦

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iā€™m confused. Arenā€™t they standard devices in fraternity hazing?

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