Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/31/outfits-to-indoctrinate-the-fu.html
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Scare your libertarian neighbors with the most terrrifying thing they’ve ever seen:
A federal employee!
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Remember when the only people we needed to worry about shooting us were disgruntled postal employees? Ah, simpler times.
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Where is “Sexy Mail Carrier?” Halloween is getting boring.
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Thankfully a few aisles away from the children’s costumes.
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What’s so scary about a postal worker costume?
(Kid opens up bag to reveal past due bills and collection notices)
Aaahh!!!
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Does the costume come with an angry dog?
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Shut your damn mouth, I would have loved this as a kid.
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And your kids can use it after Halloween to make their own dramatization of David Brin’s “The Postman” (seriously, the original book was way better than the horrible Kevin Costner film).
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Monsieur asked for a sexy mail carrier costume?
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Don’t worry my friend, eBay’s got you: http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/332041111883-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
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Halloween is lowkey Rule 34: The Holiday
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AM I BEING DETAINED??
Errr… trick or treat?
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Interesting they made sure to describe her with the dated term “mailman.” She is the least masculine postal worker I’ve seen in a long time.
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But without those bothersome child labour laws.
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I kind-of liked that film, if only for Tom Petty.
Not only that, a federal employee with a good job that provides a useful service to the American public! THE HORROR!
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And tons of political ads! (I got SO MANY this year)
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Okay kid, no Amazon package? Then no candy. /s
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Oddly enough i’ve only gotten one or two… for the entire year. Not that i’m complaining about it, wish i could do something about the spam in my mailbox though.
