Own your own "Archemedian Turd"


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/04/own-your-own-archemedian-tur.html


#2

Same prices as those baggies that guy in Massachusetts was selling on Craigslist. Hmmm, do these polished turds come with complimentary ‘gifts’?


#3

Eww! Reek, eh?


#4

If I can’t get it studded with diamonds and gems, I don’t want it.


#5

Looks like the two black versions are actually $25 each, once you click through to the Shapeways page…


#6

I thought you had to earn those.


#7

Wondering what is needed for polishing it?


#8

“easily passed” :smiley:


#9

Are they going to make them in all the different colours?


#10

Whatever you do, don’t go looking for an Archemedian Screw with an online search…


#11

So 2017 starts off with a turd you can actually polish…

Gold plated Turd, also called the Trump Dump.


#12

☆ “Wouldn’t buy again, it’s crap.”


#13

Eureka!


#14

For starters, you damn well better have a union card


#15

If I remember correctly, Mythbusters did prove that you can indeed polish a turd.


#16

Turd polishing is a unionized profession? That explains political pundits being so affluent as a category, I guess.


#17

The perfect inauguration day present.


#18

I’m actually the guy who shits those and, no, I don’t think they stink.


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