I have to wonder how many cubic litres of spit have been deposited on that star since 2015.
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Or fluids/solids from other orifices.
Needs more ketchup.
You would think that with how often that gets vandalized/messed with, they would take it out. Is there an upkeep fee? Who pays to keep it up?
(It’s almost funny conservatives are defending the bathroom storage area with “bathrooms have LOCKS!” while ignoring that bathrooms lock from the inside.)
And it is a (pardon the irony) a shitty lock at that.
And those locks are usually trivially unlockable from outside. A small rod of some sort, or a screwdriver (depending on lock design) is usually all it takes. Hell, I used the stick from a lollipop to open ours once when one of my kids accidentally locked themselves in as a toddler. So secure!
A liquid volume of 10 cm X 10 cm X 10 cm of bodily effluents. I’ll assume the quantity of these units is at least in the quadruple figures at this point.
Hm. Must be the other plastic Jesus.
Unfortunately, the toilet has nowhere for waste to go down to. Hopefully that issue is addressed with his grave someday in the future.
It’s a litre - a unit of volume. The ‘cubic’ is redundant - unless you actually want the bodily effluents to be sculpted into cubes.
What I most fail to understand about this story is … he has a star on the Walk of Fame? He’s not a fucking star and he wasn’t even before he entered politics… He’s a jumped-up business person (failed) who got lucky with a reality TV show. If I were a real Hollywood movie star who was also celebrated on the Walk of Fame, I’d be insulted to have a jumped-up reality TV personality afforded the same recognition as me, and I’d personally concrete in my star in protest.
My understanding is, stars on the walk of fame are available to anyone who gets the requisite number of signatures and pays the fee ($75000) for the ceremony, and can prove " some level of fame for at least five years" in one of the 6 categories
Well, in which case, of course he has one!!!
Oh, that’s easy. Just mount his headstone
on top of a mausoleum of adequate size.
Of course, you will need a ladder in order to pay proper respects, but maybe they will build a stairway & provide additional headstones to accomodate the crowds.
I sold ‘underground’ papers and comix at the SW corner of Hollyweird & Vine about a half-century ago, before Tramp bought a star. It was bad enough then, And now? Yikes.
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