Pablo Escobar's hippos need tooth filling, castration

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This -may- seem cold, but why don’t they eat them instead? I bet they’re delicious.

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Hippos will never eat the dentists, who are too stringy by far.

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I’ll bet they taste suspiciously like goat.

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Okay- let’s take a look at your resume.

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Wny are they allowed to live; Are they still protected by the Cartel?

Hippos do not belong in South America.

Will no one think of the capybaras?

they say hippos are the closest relatives of cetaceans that still have legs

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