Papa John Schnatter: "I've had more than 40 pizzas in the last 30 days"

Sounds close to my old schooldays.

That may be the most disgusting comment I’ve ever heard here

Congratulations for creativity points though

Im laughing so hard I might sh%t myself

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So much forgetfulness behind the Papa Johns bashing in this thread. It doesn’t make sense to look back and compare it to your current favorite, compare it to its equivalents at the time. When it was the mid-late 90s and the chain delivery options were basically Dominos, Pizza Hut and Little Caesers, Papa Johns was a noticeable improvement.

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I miss the 70s(I lived in Wichita)/80s, when this was actually good, because real ingredients.

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This is kind of the equivalent of looking at a sweaty middle-aged man who just ate forty pizzas and judging him based on his high school athletics career

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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Louisville to be born?

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No, just sweating out the grease from 40 FUCKING PIZZAS

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Imagine how many he may have eaten if he liked them.

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Guess it’s a good thing then that the Canadian government, and the commonwealth of Virginia, are not publicly traded.

As Commonwealths - aren’t they both joint stock corporations?

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This is the best description of their pizza, definitely. All of the pizza places around the U. of Cincinnati had similar pizzas: doughy, huge puffy crust, sloppy toppings, and those pepperoncinis on the side. I have memories of our dorm ordering “Friday special” pizzas from the local spot and discovering they’d do ‘extra-thick crust’ for free. For nearly-broke college kids, that was just extra food and somewhat edible with the garlic sauce.

I still prefer the cracker-crust pizzas of my central-Ohio youth.

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Reminds me of a buddy many years ago that ended up locking himself in his attic for 2 weeks. He had a mushroom farm up there so the space was more livable than the average unfinished attic.

You aren’t referring this kind of mushrooms? If you eat raw I suppose that you could have some side effects, and anyway after two week of eat only mushrooms you end with low cholesterol and slimmer, I suppose.

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More like these kinds of mushrooms:

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It’s was always so weird to see those little caesar’s ads where they say, “Pizza Pizza” because Canada’s number one pizza chain is called Pizza Pizza.

Once he was the king of choking women! (re: Jian Ghomeshi from Moxy Fruvous, not Papa John)

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If I had that I’d be ordering about a thousand pizzas per day and handing them out to homeless and hungry people; guess that explains why I’m “not corporate material”

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Cool, cool. I’ll grant it that. Twenty-something years ago, in another millennium, it was better than crap. Not sure how that matters now, though.

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Will it arrive in 30-minutes or less, or your company back?

(I know, Dominos… still)

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AKA, the worst city in Kentucky

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