Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/25/partially-nude-dead-briton-wit.html
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Reminder to self: Don’t piss off Vladamir Putin.
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Always good advice.
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What kind of deli meats?
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Must have been one heck of a party…
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For our American readers:
Costa del Sol is in many ways Europe’s Florida. Trough no fault of the Spanish, mind you.
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That’s not how you play “hide the salami,” Reggie.
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what, no photo?
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Robertson Davies has a novel that begins this way, though it also involves knitting needles.
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always use a safe word
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also, don’t have “tuna can” as your safe word
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Partially nude dead Briton with cold-cuts on his buttocks and his penis in a tuna can found tied up outside Malaga airport
Hmm… [strokes chin]
That’s odd.
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Malaga eh? Ma-lah-ga. Why of course! It’s is a classic case of pants-down spam-botted tuna envy.
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Diario Sur says it was ham, two slices, but doesn’t specify whether it was jamón serrano, Ibérico, or jamón york. It also says he was an indigent, schizophrenic, and a drunk, and living out of a baggage cart. The comments say he was there for seven years begging and pushing his cart around and never bothered anybody. The police are trying to determine whether the zip ties were put on him before or after he died. Someone is up to some sick stuff out there.
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Stag party prank?
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“Partially nude dead Briton with cold-cuts on his buttocks and his penis in a tuna can found tied up outside Malaga airport”
Death by Misadventure. My favourite UK coroner finding.
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Huh.
So that’s where I left my tuna.
Well, Spain can keep it.
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Is it too soon to guess that foul play may have been involved?
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It’s tough to tell hams apart once they’re pressed.
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