Pass The Pumpkin


This is the game about the travels and adventures of the Halloween Pumpkin of one Rob @beschizza.


  1. If you have The Pumpkin, post pictures of the Pumpkin in picturesque places

  2. If you want The Pumpkin, ask and perhaps yea shall receive from the current Pumpkin Steward

  3. If you are the Rightful Owner (A.K.A., Rob Beschizza), you can only request final transfer of The Pumpkin to your custody AFTER The Safe is opened and pictures have been posted

  4. Should Rob ever acquire The Pumpkin, he is contractually obligated to post a pretty photo of The Pumpkin on top of The Safe

  5. Other Rules May Apply As Described In The Manual For Pumpkin Game

Who says it’s too early to start having fun with Halloween Twenty-Seventeen?

I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house
A Modest Anagram for Meta
The Neverending Journey: Act I. ~CLOSED~

A jackhammer isn’t the wrongest symbol for this next year, in any case.


That is a lovely pumpkin.



a closer photo from last night…



Hey. That looks like you got out of the house.


For a few hours anyway. It was fun.



Pass the pumpkin…

… to the left hand side?


Shocked. Utterly surprised you walked away with that, token. (May I have a slice of pie please, sir?)


Absolutely! Made from scratch using pumpkins we grew in the garden… It’s actually kind of bland, I guess our soil’s depleted. Although the tomatoes were amazing this year.


On this Thanksgiving, The Pumpkin sends a message of peace and love to freaky people everywhere…


I wonder where the Pumpkin will spend the New Year???


Does the safe need to be open?




I’d hate for this thread to close and not see the pumpkin find its proper home


Is this the new trend; finding and resuscitating old threads right before they are due to expire?




Well, this unanticipated change certainly moots some of the design constraints of this idea. And others.

How infelicitous.