Pastor arrested after trying to push man's head into deep fryer at MacDonald's

The oil of canola compels you!

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I dont think that was @Serge s point. more like what his wife meant by “disrespect”?

e/ -deleted- goddamnit. I should better be quiet as long as I know nothing more than whats written in the article.

Not necessarily; people do all sorts of unexpected crazy shit.

ETA:

I see you edited. NVM

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Repent! Repent the heinous sin of dissing!

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A pastor I had known closely bragged when our families were together about how he trained his boys to punch first, and to punch right in the face between the eyes. Knock 'em down and they’ll never mess with you, he said.

It felt strangely dissonant from the person I thought I knew him as back then, but now in retrospect made so much sense.

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Pun absolutely intended.

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I have had the worst time going around the counter at the waifish kiosk
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so points to him for doing that in 2024, and I hope he comes to terms with cooking times and making The Bear out of the chefs he finds. Too late to merely bread their contusions as it is.

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Assault seems like a pretty lightweight charge for a deep fryer related attack.

Lots of vulnerable tissue in and on the head; and hot liquid burns aren’t messing around; especially with the opportunity for inhalation.

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