Originally published at: Pastor masturbated outside Florida Starbucks, say cops | Boing Boing
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That’s not how I take my coffee.
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OFFS…
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Pastor masturbated outside Florida Starbucks
Well, at least he had the good taste not to go into a Starbucks.
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He shall hence forth be referred to as “the Pastorbator.”
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AKA a “Gentleman’s Latte”
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…that’s not what “room for cream means!
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I prefer unpastorized foam in my latte.
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maybe he recalls a time when the mermaid in the logo was bare-breasted and that does it for him…
jeebus crackers, father, take it someplace private, ffs!
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Another one who preaches “conservative family values” from the church pulpit, no doubt.
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Okay, on the patio outside of Costa Coffee, I get it, I feel you. But Starbucks? Seriously?
What!! Now I can’t eat spaghetti!!!
It’s a niche group but I would expect the ‘macchiato’ would be the one to stay away from…
Another religious conservative who thinks that everybody in the world is as much of a sinner as he is and can be restrained only by literally putting the fear of God into them.
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