Originally published at: Sheriff's deputy accused of masturbating outside ice cream shop | Boing Boing
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Were there sprinkles?
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Maybe he thought they were low on cream
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The idea of that first thing leading to the second thing is deeply confusing to me – which is probably a good thing.
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yeah lots of times in life one thing leads to another. but never ends up like that. i also did not know that ice cream was the gateway to public porn consumption. i am pretty square i guess.
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This headline is burying the lede. I would wager that most masturbation occurs outside of ice cream shops!
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Given the dichotomy of “Well. either it is inside an ice cream shoppe, or it is outside of one,” I think you are probably correct.
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It’s not ended yet. Now he has been charged, he has a rocky road ahead of him.
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don’t forget to tip your server!
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You’ll never hear this about soft serve shops.
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Schrodinger’s wank?
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Not sure that applies here. Masturbation, by definition, is always outside the box.
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I eagerly await the news that he’s been fired and has to register as a sex offender.
Oh, am I being naive? Sorry.
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named as Todd Lafondle
FTFY
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"loud moaning noise coming from a silver Chevy truck with its door open and a leg draped out of it.”
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Unless it was really good ice cream, i guess.
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