Sheriff's deputy accused of masturbating outside ice cream shop

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Maybe he bought a Pea nut Buster Parfait… :man_shrugging:

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But did it have a cherry on top?

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Some years back, there was a “command performance” for Queen Elizabeth (at the Royal Albert Hall, I think) televised live. The comedy troupe on stage (comprising some from Monty Python) sang a song honoring her majesty. The song’s chorus: “She’s got spunk…spunk…spunk… spunk… spunk spunk spunk spunk spunk!”

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“one thing led to another.”

Sounds like “another” took place.

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Hasn’t been confirmed, but witnesses report he definitely had whipped cream.

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The description of the scene seems to indicate he wanted to get caught.

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It might be more accurate to say he wanted people, probably young women, to see him, but he didn’t necessary want to get caught, as in held legally accountable.
Most of us ladies have been ‘masturbated at’ by strangers, and they like when they see we’ve seen them and are scared or uncomfortable. I don’t think they like it when the cops come.

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Let Me Think Reaction GIF by The Drew Barrymore Show

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I may have misspoken in this particular case. :joy:

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The Best Three-Post Series of the Year Boingie goes to…
@ClutchLinkey and @anon59592690 !

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All his troubles could have been avoided if his tastes were just a shade more vanilla.

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