Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/10/peeping-inside-pariss-new-nu.html
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You’d think he’d understand.
tl;dr, but I’m guessing the article ends with, “Oh, and the food is kind of crap.”
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On Ferenginar, ALL restaurants catering to feee-males are nudist restaurants.
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Upholstered seats? Oh hell no-- you can’t clean those.
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FTA:
Settling in, the visitors reminded each other that the restaurant’s Web site had explained how the black slipcovers on the dining chairs are changed after each seating
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Thank goodness for that-- I was just looking at the photo…
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“Are you enjoying the cock-a-leekie soup, sir?”
“Uh, it’s great, it’s the breast. The best. I mean, the best.”
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No. No. And, no… I spilled piping hot curry on my lap while in jeans and it hurt like hell… Can’t image how awful that’d been in the nude.
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Good call choosing black seat covers over white, by the way. Nothing ruins the ambiance of an upscale dining establishment like visible skid marks.
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Still ewwwww. I assume there’s staff whose job is to pull the used ones off.
From the linked New Yorker article:
You’ve read your last complimentary article this month…
I’ve seriously never been so happy to see that message.
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Got you covered … apparently they don’t serve soup or similar dishes.
Reading the menu, the two New Yorkers clucked approvingly at the absence of hot soup or bubbly raclette dishes
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Fondue is right out.
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How many hotel workers and housekeepers spend hours each day stripping bedsheets? At least nobody is fucking on the seat cushions.
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(figuratively, that is)
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Exactly. I don’t know if I would want to or even could eat there.
View or food. You almost never get both.
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Give it time.
It may surprise you but nudity isn’t the same thing as sexuality (outside the US Bible Belt and Saudi Arabia of course).
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Ewwww-la-la!
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