Peeping inside Paris's new nudist restaurant


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/10/peeping-inside-pariss-new-nu.html


#2

quark-but-why


#3

You’d think he’d understand.

tl;dr, but I’m guessing the article ends with, “Oh, and the food is kind of crap.”


#4

On Ferenginar, ALL restaurants catering to feee-males are nudist restaurants.


#5

Upholstered seats? Oh hell no-- you can’t clean those.


#6

FTA:

Settling in, the visitors reminded each other that the restaurant’s Web site had explained how the black slipcovers on the dining chairs are changed after each seating


#7

Thank goodness for that-- I was just looking at the photo…


#8

“Are you enjoying the cock-a-leekie soup, sir?”
“Uh, it’s great, it’s the breast. The best. I mean, the best.”


#9

No. No. And, no… I spilled piping hot curry on my lap while in jeans and it hurt like hell… Can’t image how awful that’d been in the nude.


#10

Good call choosing black seat covers over white, by the way. Nothing ruins the ambiance of an upscale dining establishment like visible skid marks.


#11

Still ewwwww. I assume there’s staff whose job is to pull the used ones off.

From the linked New Yorker article:

You’ve read your last complimentary article this month…

I’ve seriously never been so happy to see that message.


#12

Got you covered … apparently they don’t serve soup or similar dishes.

Reading the menu, the two New Yorkers clucked approvingly at the absence of hot soup or bubbly raclette dishes


#13

Fondue is right out.


#14

How many hotel workers and housekeepers spend hours each day stripping bedsheets? At least nobody is fucking on the seat cushions.


#15

(figuratively, that is)


#16

Exactly. I don’t know if I would want to or even could eat there.


#17

View or food. You almost never get both.


#18

Give it time.


#19

It may surprise you but nudity isn’t the same thing as sexuality (outside the US Bible Belt and Saudi Arabia of course).


#20

Ewwww-la-la!