Pennsylvania school district issues teachers billy clubs to combat gun violence

It had better be a #2 Pointed Stick. If school taught me anything it is always have a #2 Pointed Stick.

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Millcreek’s new Dean of Student Life

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RIMMER: Pass me a 14B, Lister.

LISTER hands him a small, white pipe cleaner.

RIMMER: Lister, is this a 14B? Does it look even remotely like a 14B?

He reaches into the parts trolley and pulls out another white pipe cleaner, indistinguishable from the first.

RIMMER: This is a 14B, Lister. This (indicating the original) is a 14F. Are you blind?!

LISTER: Who cares?

RIMMER: I care, Lister!

RIMMER looks at them both, realises he can’t tell the difference either, and quickly puts the one he chose back in the trolley.

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