People on the news who are totally not stoned


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/18/people-on-the-news-who-are-tot.html


#2

I’m higher than a Georgia pine-tree right now.


#3

He’s so high you can’t get over Him.
He’s so low you can’t get under Him.
He’s so wide you can’t get around Him.

Woo! Help me somebody.


#4

:44 second mark, when was Manu Ginobili on Cops? :confused:


#5

.something, something…mighty lamb?.. something… something…


#6

Brian Eno/David Byrne - My Life in the Bush of Ghosts (listen to the whole album, fantastic)


#7

I’m so high, they call me, “Your Highness!”


#8

They forgot a few. Like this one:


#9

Yeah, not sure if seeing Tommy Chong high can be considered a blooper.

BTW: I can totally relate to the “we ate hash brownies and I think we’re dead” distress call. Folks: if you ever make hash brownies, be sure it’s not the only treat available when you eat them or you’re in for the munchie spiral of doom.


#10

Watching that video sent me into a news blooper binge watch. It was totally worth it!


#11

So that’s what happens when you’re high?


#12

Yeah, I was with someone one time at a concert who ate one too many brownies and was 100% sure he was dying. There was no convincing him otherwise, even after he called for medical assistance and a pair of very patient EMTs repeatedly checked his vital signs and assured him that he would be fine in an hour.


#13

Well the last time that happened to me was three decades ago, but the traumatizing memories are still well alive. Anyway, I can assure you that there was no being fine after one hour. Eventually fell asleep and woke up the next day, still in a state of complete distress. No medical assistence because we never ever called any but it was a very scary experience. You really think your breath is going to stop somehow.


#14

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