Perfectly-sized wool socks that ripen avocados in 24 hours

There’s the door. Please see yourself out.

If they wanted to take it to the next level they would make those socks extra slippery.

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Canadians seem to love avocados but the selection is terrible. They’re shipped here extremely under-ripe and after that it’s a crap shoot.

Wouldn’t you know it, someone already did.

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Right. For “bananas”…

i keep avocados in my socks throughout the day and they’re always ripe by the time i take them off.

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I’m pretty sure I can find a wool sock for less than 20$

I left a wool sock under the dresser, but by the time I found it, it had hatched into a dusty wool sweater. (an old Dr. Science joke)

I don’t let avocados near my socks and they are always ripe when I take them off.

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