Pet ants you knight!

Their was no other recourse but to scrape our money together for a Montessori school tuition for our lad at a school 17 miles from our house. They’re was no way in hell we were going back for more of “education” from that “exemplary rated” public school. There half-hearted apologies weren’t enough for me, even after I had to appear in front of a county judge when school administrators threatened to flunk our son (out of kindergarten mind you!) because he had a lot of sick days (school absences).

/end of true story

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Is this thread experiencing some growing panes?

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I feel badly about this thread.

(My number one peeve…You only feel badly if there’s something wrong the nerve endings in your fingertips.)

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Glad to see that Stealth Mountain is still around to chastise people for their sneak peak misuse.

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I felt badly when I laughed about your diagnosis of leprosy.

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I’d comment, but by now it feels like it’s a mute point.

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“Queue ‘why not have both’ little girl gif.”

It’s fucking ‘cue’!

Also, ‘try and’.

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you could of been a little less vulgar.

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speaking of grammar pedantry and vulgarity, just thought of this

ETA relevant bit starts at 1:24

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Surprised no one has posted this yet.

It was practically made for this game.

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I cannot care less alot.

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Starting this thread may have been the worse decision I ever made.

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eh, that type of twitter account fails to peak my interest.

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You could always try to make a worse one, just to raise the steaks.

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You may find a tome in a tomb.

A tomb might be written about in a tome.

But a tomb is not a tome.

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irregardless, is this a home 'o foams thread, or a malapropism thread?

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Yes :wink:

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Whelp, carrion than.

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Perhaps theirs other gifs ahead of her…

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