Philadelphia: Armed Qanon supporters arrested near vote counting site

Not very, since it sounds like she was a corrupt LEO while she was employed in Portland.

<_<

It’s just so ridiculously on the nose, because 20-fucking-20.

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Remember Reality Winner?
And wasn’t there some weird tabloid guy’s name? I wanna say Itchy Dick, but I know that’s not right.
It’s been a fever dream 4 years, and (hopefully) the intensity of 2020 is the fever breaking. Please, let it be breaking.

ETA: David Pecker, that’s who I was thinking of. Not far off…

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Like being trapped in a poorly-written and overly cliched ‘serial drama’:

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I do think after all is said and done, Gritty will become the antithesis of Pepe the Frog. A good development.

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When he’s out of office, and still making threats against the president, will the Secret Service visit him regularly to tell him to knock it off? That’d be a weird conversation, considering they’ve spent four years keeping him safe, fetching his hamburgers, and breathing his covid.

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I’m pretty sure former presidents still have a right to secret service protection? So it will be one contingent of agents checking another before letting them in to question him.

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Title is clickbaity, but things are surely getting more suspicious.

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  1. If there were actual fake ballots, I HIGHLY doubt they would past muster. Ballots usually have some security features and identifying marks or bar codes and would require professional printing abilities, the correct paper, etc etc.

  2. Chain of command. You don’t take ballots from two randos. If they were live cast ballots they have to go through a delivery chain by bi-partisan election judges. If they were mail ballots, they would have to be delivered by the USPS. (Which would have required post marking etc.)

  3. Yet to see evidence of the fake ballots. I suspect that who ever ratted on them reported what they said they said were going to do. Whether they actually had ballots or not hasn’t been seen. But it could be a code for bullets. “Vote from the roof tops.” being another similar phrase.

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In Socialist Philadelphia, Outlaw catches you.

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Will the secret service agents be in prison with him, or can we save money by using prison guards? Can we use Epstein’s prison guards?

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None of these jackasses understand that, that’s why they’re always shocked when their false flag operations fall apart.

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So, since the Qidiot slogan is “where we go one,we go all” , does that mean that the rest of them are going to prison now?

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Or they’re granted passing privileges as long as they act like that?

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Unless he declines ss protection and/or flees the country, his own agents may have to pass along the message…

These are Qanon dudes. Expecting rational thought is unrealistic. If the story is true, they may well have been planning to storm the counting location, and in the chaos introduce their own fake ballots to the pile of uncounted ones. The president and other Republicans have been talking for so long about how easy it is to fake mail-in ballots, it probably didn’t even occur to them that there are safeguards they would be unable to circumvent. Hell, I suspect every part of their plan was so poorly thought out that every step would be impossible to enact in any way, except any bits that involved hurting people.

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I couldn’t begin to fathom how the mind of someone like that works; where they actually seem to think being rich enough and supporting the same shitty ideas somehow makes them ‘acceptable’ to White bigots.

It doesn’t; the bigots just use them until the time comes when they are no longer an asset, and at best they consider such tokens as useful tools or something akin to pets - they will never see such self-hating POC as “equals.”

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and a fresh parking ticket.

LOL!! That is SO Philadelphia!

YAY Gritty!!

Update, the Hummer was towed away:

https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/jpiyt0/q_anon_hummer_just_got_towed/

As a Philadelphia native, top comment:

“Idk what’s worse: Dealing w the court system or w Lew Blum Towing.” is so true

It would even more like Philadelphia if the Hummer was up on cinder blocks with the wheels gone and missing the catalytic converter.

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He gets it for ten years, but the Secret Service may leave as soon as it seems like 10 years. So, maybe a week?

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Can’t make this shit up.

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This dude later got a job with the PPA. They’ll ticket anything, anytime.

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