Phish concert spreads COVID across the entire country

What phish sounds like to non phishheads

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That’s a lot of real immigrants. Where are they being bused from? That must take a lot of buses.

So long, and no thanks for all the Phish.

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The good news is Phish fans don’t have a sense of taste to lose.

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The phish fans I knew did coke and nitrous at shows (in addition to pot). Sharing balloons or whip canisters is probably a perfect COVID vector.

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I’m always down for a good shred video.

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Schrodenger’s Immigrants: they are both contributing to real numbers rising and fake numbers rising at the same time.

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Uh Excuse me. That article is really old, and may contain misleading and out of date information.

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Really?

Wow. So I guess their music has stopped sucking in the last five years.

Learn something new every day.

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Yeah. It’s been 35 years now!

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I KNEW that joke would be forthcoming in the comments. Thanks for not disappointing.

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Maaaan I was there when it was Dead shows spreading the clap across the country, man. And crabs, wow…

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FIFY

They’re just like the 'dead right? Uh no.

I figured if a disease was going to be spread at a Phish show, it’d be hepatitis or herpes.

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That is a very sexy bass that undeserving gentleman is “playing.”

Playing at my funeral after attending a Phish concert: “I’d like to live beneath the dirt…”

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