Photo of freaky monster terrorizing Santa Fe, Argentina

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Enhance.  

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The window frame to the right puts it at normal dog height.

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Cone on, you can’t tell shit from a picture that bad.

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My bet is a dying dog or possibly a jaguar. Whatever illness it has has caused it to lose pretty much all its fat and muscle and possibly its fur. Poor thing.

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Looks like a large dog that lost it’s fur due to mange.

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I think, and I’m just spitballing here, it’s one of those hairless Sphinx cats that’s been embiggened by a massive dose of gamma radiation. Happens all the time.

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Naked Greyhound.
*insert band name joke here.

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*insert my stripper name joke here.

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Lupin & Tonks didn’t die at the battle of Hogwarts!!! They escaped to Argentina!

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Or it’s been shorn. We had a sheepdog when I was a a kid. It looked a little like that when summer came.

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A terminal case of scabies.

Demogorgon! Roll for initiative.

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This just reinforces my theory that all cryptids are naturally blurry.

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mangy mountain lion

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+mange

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God help us all. Mr. Bigglesworth has returned.

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This looks an awful lot like a still from an obvious hoax video that was floating around a few years back. If I get the chance I’ll see if I can find it. But IIRC said video was claimed to be shot somewhere besides Argentina. Maybe Mexico. And the CG was obvious. Think it was pitched as a werewolf.

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You can never get a clear shot of a monster on the loose. It’s practically a rule.

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Could be one of these guys which are common in neighboring Peru:

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