Photo of freaky monster terrorizing Santa Fe, Argentina


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/17/photo-of-freaky-monster-terror.html


#2

Enhance.  


#3

The window frame to the right puts it at normal dog height.


#4

Cone on, you can’t tell shit from a picture that bad.


#5

My bet is a dying dog or possibly a jaguar. Whatever illness it has has caused it to lose pretty much all its fat and muscle and possibly its fur. Poor thing.


#6

Looks like a large dog that lost it’s fur due to mange.


#7

I think, and I’m just spitballing here, it’s one of those hairless Sphinx cats that’s been embiggened by a massive dose of gamma radiation. Happens all the time.


#8

Naked Greyhound.
*insert band name joke here.


#9

*insert my stripper name joke here.


#10

Lupin & Tonks didn’t die at the battle of Hogwarts!!! They escaped to Argentina!


#11

Or it’s been shorn. We had a sheepdog when I was a a kid. It looked a little like that when summer came.


#12

A terminal case of scabies.


#13

Demogorgon! Roll for initiative.


#14

This just reinforces my theory that all cryptids are naturally blurry.


#15

mangy mountain lion


#16

+mange


#17

God help us all. Mr. Bigglesworth has returned.


#18

This looks an awful lot like a still from an obvious hoax video that was floating around a few years back. If I get the chance I’ll see if I can find it. But IIRC said video was claimed to be shot somewhere besides Argentina. Maybe Mexico. And the CG was obvious. Think it was pitched as a werewolf.


#19

You can never get a clear shot of a monster on the loose. It’s practically a rule.


#20

Could be one of these guys which are common in neighboring Peru: