eyes were “full of noble glitters”
Don’t feel bad, Kim, I cried the first time I was on a horse, too.
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Riding on the range,
I’ve got my hat on,
I’ve got my boots dusty.
I’ve got my saddle
On my horse.
He’s called… T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.
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Yeah, that makes more sense
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Kim Jong-un rode into the small town atop Mount Baekdu and had a drink at the saloon. When he stepped outside again, his horse was gone. He swore, stomped back into the saloon, and fired a round into the piano. The room went silent. “I’m gonna have one more drink,” Kim said to the terrified crowd. “If my horse isn’t back where I left it, I’ll do here what I had to do in Pyongyang.”
The crowd murmured uneasily as Kim drank his drink. Lucky for them, the horse was back where it had been when Kim went outside. As Kim got ready to ride off, one of his guards couldn’t help but to ask: “Sir, what was it that you had to do in Pyongyang?”
Kim Jong-un narrowed his eyes and hissed, “I had to walk home!”
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Erdogan is making a play for it.
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…yet never Christmas.
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That horse has two asses! Wait. No. Just a dictator on top.
(Rats, @ChuckV beat me to it… lyrically, at least.)
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If we’re talking Putin inspiration here, where are the shirtless photos?
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I’ve come to enjoy my eyes being in my head. Please don’t make me poke them out.
The picture is titled: ‘Beauty and the beast’.
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It’s weird when the ethic of admiring your strongman as an athletic superman comes into conflict with the ethic of admiring your strongman for having enough food/power to be overweight.
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