WTF. Seriously. WTF.
Wow. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight.
You win. Take my money.
so basically this: 
The salty bread-wrapped sausages paired nicely with a cool mustard. The countervalent flavors coalesce, following a satisfying snap of sausage and the breaking of the delicately flaky bread. From there it was tempting to continue eating through the crust but the chef recommended we turn it around and bite the pointed end. With rich, buttery cheese and a sauce reminiscent of Hungarian goulash piled on a crust of
Okay, thatâs enough. I get a hot flash just looking at that thing.
I bet it comes mostly premanufactured and all they have to do is add the sauce and cheese.
I want to like this because itâs hilarious, but I donât want to like it because itâs freaking me out.
I know! Soooooooooo hungry nowâŚ
These hot dog pies are okay, but Iâm really waiting for the cheeseburger pies. International Pizza Hut menus are f #@&!%g insane.
I think theyâre actually Japanese. Japan does already have pizzas that not only have hot dog crust but tiny hamburgers too:
Someone who has never gotten high. Really? Never???
I remember reading on Boing Boing that something similar was being tested in overseas markets a few years ago.
But I like the taste of marketingâŚ
Food: it sustains you, plus you can eat it.
OH MAN! IâM ALL OVER THAT LIKE WHITE ON RICE! That looks fantastic and fun!
Hereâs the new one they just launched in Australia.
Somewhere in pizza hut headquarters you know thereâs a man with a job title of âCrust Visionaryâ
Câmon boingboing. This is all over the internet the past couple days. This was created to be viral. You are giving this corporation free advertising. Just say no.
Awww, we were just having some fun.
Tomato. Sauce⌠Squeezies?
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Even if it was made of heirloom tomato and truffled caviar, who greenlit âsqueeziesâ?!?
On another note, my cheap ass wood burning pizza oven prototype is nearing the first firing. I was trying to keep it under $200, but I think I just hit $210. It will put out hundreds of thousands of BTUs, and hopefully hit a thousand F without much more work.
That . . . thatâs horrifying. Itâs like a carnivorous plant being fed with a heap of bacon and ground beef.
Do they give you the âsqueeziesâ so you can decorate it yourself?
It gives me chills. If you want ketchup on your pizza, put ketchup on your pizza. But⌠Squeezies?
