Playboy settles model's backside golf-injury lawsuit


#1

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#2

My hiney hurts just looking at that.


#3

For once I’m not gonna quote Super Chicken and tell her she knew the job was dangerous when she took it. 'Cause really, no job description ever included being a human divot.


#4

Injury and damages? To the dignity of everyone involved, surely.


#5

From the crease on her butt and the motion of her butt on impact I think the “damage” is to the implant in there…


#6

Hey! That is not how you use butts! Stop using butts in a way that makes people sad, Playboy! :pensive:


#7

I must be getting old because to me this was the most inappropriate-sounding thing in the whole article.


#8

Dayam. I’ve had some bad bruises from hockey pucks before, but holy hell, it’s her entire butt cheek!


#9

Damn. Playboy just keeps getting less and less sexy with each news cycle. At this rate, they’ll become the poster child for abstinence only sex ed.


#10

I think the worst injury was to her pride with the golfer called her a “fore”. In the follow up interview she said she’d always thought of herself as at least an 8 or a 9!


#11

The graphic photo of the injury strikes me (!) as more or less NSFW, but graphic? It’s a bruise. Wanna see graphic? Crack a skin disease textbook sometime.


#12

The poor woman. Looks like she was in obvious pain and distress.


#13

It didn’t look like he swung that hard, but damn that was a serious bruise.

Having said that - $500k? For a bruised butt?


#14

Minus half for lawyers.

But yes, I think that is a bit much. Then again that is a bad bruise. On the other hand, she willingly did it. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Or $500k. If I didn’t have nerve damaging tumors in my buttocks I would give it a go for $500k. Maybe hold it with my teeth? I could use a new set anyway.


#15

You don’t even want to know some of the ways they are used in Flynt Publications.


#16

Hustler was like the best porno in the late 90s. I assume it is even worse now…


#17

In all fairness it wasn’t exactly a run-of-the-mill butt. I don’t know what yours looks like, but comparing her derriere to mine would be like comparing a used pickup truck to a new Ferrari.

(Edit: well, the other way around. You get the idea)


#18

If your job is looking good naked then being injured and bruise will affect your income.

But where is that amount coming from? The terms of the settlement are not disclosed…


#19

“Fore?” That was clearly an “Aft.”


#20

FTFY, unless your butt is a whole lot fancier than I’ve been imagining.

Which is, of course, entirely possible.

Is it?

C’mon, is it?