Please give us a way to turn off all this new AI shit on the BBS

… the A.I. says its name is “Commentariat Brain”

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I don’t see why AI images couldn’t be targeted by copyright holders for not being derivative enough. If famous pieces like the Obama “Hope” poster and Warhol’s Orange Prince aren’t different enough to be derivative, I’m sure AI is spitting out something similar. There are already lots of examples where the right prompt can get copyrighted data to get “generated” almost verbatim.

So…is it implying that we are merely the neurons firing in order to generate the entity that is the “Summarize with AI?” It makes sense, from a certain, awful point of view. I seldom bother to consider my neurons and their well-being, do I box of wine?

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Your username is too ambiguous. Some people just can’t handle this.

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Yeah, I had some fun over in the election interference thread getting it to interpret a made-up word:

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I misread that as ‘Brian’:

family guy brian GIF

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Brian is the name of the AI now. Just bringing you up to speed.

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I think the summaries make the definitive answer is “yes, and are constantly”

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This is fun. I asked AI to translate my text from my second sentence in this post. Here’s the result

I would venture to say that it is impeccable. Odd proclivity, I am aware.
i like to read book. I enjoy reading books.
the sun very hot today. The sun is extremely hot today.
i have 3 sister. I have three sisters.
he good guy. He is a kind-hearted individual.
is hard to find good job. It is challenging to find a desirable position.
i don’t know how to do the task. I am not familiar with the method of completing the task.
i don’t have money. I do not possess funds.
i remember that day. That day is indelibly etched in my memory.

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This is why AI can’t do fingers.

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well, huh. now i feel bad for brian

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wow, I didn’t even realize I could “summarize with AI”.

I don’t need it, but what the heck

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Asked the Ai to translate to English:

“Hence, artificial intelligence cannot replicate the intricacies of human digitation.”

i have a little sister she is four

“I have a younger sister, she is four years old.”

i like you very much

“I hold you in the highest regard.”

i have a car it is green

“I am the proud owner of a verdant vehicle.”

the sun is shining

“The sun is radiantly glowing.”

the man is eating

“The gentleman is partaking in a meal.”

give me the apples

“Proffer me those pomaceous fruits.”

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An excuse to share a personal anecdote. My ‘real’ name is David Brain, but it is commonly misread/heard as “Brian” because, well, that’s a name, isn’t it?
I once went to a conference and they gave me a namebadge reading David Brian. I carefully explained that they’d got it wrong. The person behind the desk apologised, and took the badge away. Some time later, they came back with a badge reading Brian Brain. (I still treasure it!)

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Hilarious. I would’ve been tempted to go back yet again and say, “It’s better, but you left out the word 'the.”"

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Brian n’est pas une intelligence artificielle.

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Brian is a stupid fucking gimmick.

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