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Um… the 90s called, they’d like their reference back?
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Have they also arrested his siblings, Ligma and Sugma?
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Wow, guy who legally changes his name to “Deez-Nuts” continues his life of making really bad decisions, what a shocker. (A really surprising thing would be someone taking on that name and never getting into legal trouble. The only way I could imagine that happening would involve a major personality change, the sort that occurs because of brain trauma or heavy medication…)
Boy, and I thought getting a dated cultural reference like that as a tattoo was bad…
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He should run for senator.
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I thought Florida was invented so that this kins of stuff wouldn’t happen elsewhere.
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And no one warned them about 9/11??
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Tell me he’s melanin deficient without telling me he’s melanin deficient.
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I wonder if Deez-nuts was salty when he got arrested
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Not until the police assaulted him.
Oh wait, they didn’t because he (must be) white.
Joke rescinded.
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How do you know he wasn’t named that by his parents?
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Did they time travel?
This guy was born a full decade before this term gained wider traction in the culture.
Although…
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Wait, so is Doze-Nuts still on the lam then?
And what about Trucknutz? That’s the real menace to society.
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Ah well, you know, maybe it’s actually an obscure traditional name hailing from rural Slovenia, that just coincidentally…
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People with names like Deez-Nuts tend to get conditions like plantar faciatis at higher rates than others
Okay I’ll bite. Why?
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Yeah, kind of a stretch
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