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Tough break; Judge Ligma is known to have little patience for those kinds of shenanigans.
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Ah yes and when the DA was asked who from their office would prosecute, the only response was Nunya.
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Should anyone as out-of-the-loop as me (and that’s never likely) develop unbidden curiosity over the fine posting’s unique reference to the term ‘Updog’, as in:
Asked if it had a statement concerning Mr. Kroll’s case, Updog did not immediately respond Tuesday morning.
then i would attempt at being helpful by directing my fellow gormless to the urban dictionary entry: updog (and/or furgawdsakes don’t ask: “What is ‘updog’?”) It’s all of one piece.
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Is Rob just randomly browsing local arrest reports this morning?
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I’m betting Rob searches “Florida Man” and “Florida Woman” daily, it’s likely to yield gold a couple times a week. Other than that, searching whatever he fancies, like Deez-Nuts. 
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he’s probably had a google alert on the term since the mid twenty aughts
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What’s Updog?
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Turns out there’s an interesting reason why it’s “Florida Man” and not any other state, and its not what you’d think!
Also, you know what you call all the court records for the states with less open reporting than Florida? You call it untapped content. You call it an opportunity!
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The absolute dunk on Josh Hawley at the 4:56 mark in that video is …
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