Police arrest man carrying gnome on highway

Bloody Muggles, always over-complicating things.

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The police declined to press charges after a lorry with a cargo of sponge-cake collided with a tanker-load of sherry and another tanker carrying custard, explaining that “The law is not concerned with trifles”.

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Serves him right,danged freak.

Im here in the smoking room at work giggling like a fool at this thread and I know I’ll hit my daily like limit

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“But detective, I was just carrying the little guy down the road.”
“Little guy? Gnome?”
“Gnome? Of course I gnome, he’s my son!”

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Yum yum…

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Then they came for the pink flamingos, and I did not speak out…

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that’s just not how gnomes operate.

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eminent gnomain?

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