Bloody Muggles, always over-complicating things.
The police declined to press charges after a lorry with a cargo of sponge-cake collided with a tanker-load of sherry and another tanker carrying custard, explaining that “The law is not concerned with trifles”.
Serves him right,danged freak.
Im here in the smoking room at work giggling like a fool at this thread and I know I’ll hit my daily like limit
“But detective, I was just carrying the little guy down the road.”
“Little guy? Gnome?”
“Gnome? Of course I gnome, he’s my son!”
Then they came for the pink flamingos, and I did not speak out…
that’s just not how gnomes operate.
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