Bloody Muggles, always over-complicating things.
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The police declined to press charges after a lorry with a cargo of sponge-cake collided with a tanker-load of sherry and another tanker carrying custard, explaining that āThe law is not concerned with triflesā.
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Serves him right,danged freak.
Im here in the smoking room at work giggling like a fool at this thread and I know Iāll hit my daily like limit
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āBut detective, I was just carrying the little guy down the road.ā
āLittle guy? Gnome?ā
āGnome? Of course I gnome, heās my son!ā
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Yum yumā¦
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Then they came for the pink flamingos, and I did not speak outā¦
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thatās just not how gnomes operate.
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eminent gnomain?
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