Police bust big dummy in the HOV lane

Makes sense that they would patrol as much from a safety standpoint as deaths have dropped.

With over 3 trillion miles driven last year, about 3,000 deaths were on highways with speed as a contributing factor. 1 death per billion miles driven. And that counts people not wearing seat belts and drunks.

I always figured it was primarily a revenue generator.

#doublestandards

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Is there a statistical analysis of which states have the most assholes?

Because I feel like Arizona is number 2 behind Florida.

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Surprisingly, Florida itself is only ranked 3rd, assuming an average of one asshole per person.

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aww, officers Geary and O’Smarty. that’s some pre tech boom SF right there.

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Having tried to navigate Arizona on a bicycle trek, and engaging with many people at street level, my anecdotal evidence would say you are correct. A much higher concentration among the white, conservative menfolk IMHO.

Particularly disturbing incident: When asking a police officer about the safest route west through to the highway routes on the other side of town, was given directions that would take me directly into the desert. Probably his way of eliminating the homeless.

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Whole lotta potential for observer/selection bias here. That is, consider all those uncaught, because they’re much more believable, dummies which we aren’t giggling about here. (“hmm, what ‘industry’ makes some of the most creepy accurate false humans?” hey, why ask me!?)

I only carpool with Autons that I’m currently time-sharing with the Nestene Consciousness.

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He obviously got the mannequin’s hat from Central Services.

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Well, as long as he filled out the 27B/6 properly…

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Sadly, I think I knew this dummy…didn’t have blue eye, I don’t think tho.

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