Police confiscate 345,000 used condoms destined for resale

Obligatory Delicatessen:

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…did you say, “USED”?

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What a bunch of dirty scumbags! Good thing the workers cleaned them first.

The horror! The horror!

Hope there weren’t any splinters.

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This is right up there with the counterfeit egg racket as consumer scams I would never have imagined, and never have thought would be profitable.

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Just.

No.

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Nobody wants to admit to being able to use reduced condoms!

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I was walking past a store in Malaysia, and noticed a person re-filing single use water bottles from the tap and fitting new tamper evident caps to them. Malaysian tap water isn’t really drinkable.

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erm…why do you want to know where they’re re-sold?

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I miss going to Friday midnight shows of BB and watching the audience wave Fozzie Bear stuffed toys when this scene came on, chanting “the comedian’s a bear”.

It was a simpler time.

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The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person,”

I dunno, if I “input” 345,000 condoms in a month I would be calling Guinness World Records, and/or my doctor

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I stayed at a resort in Mexico once where my spouse and I both got the terrible turistas which lasted until we found the cleaning crew filling the purified water bottles from the lawn spigots outside, and fitting a new cap on each one before placing them in the rooms.

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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the F**k out of it. :laughing:

I’ll get my hat and show myself out.

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And remember, sort your recyclables. Don’t put scrap metal in with your condoms.

(Rick and Morty meme needed)

Obviously the things were repackaged and sold as new. I doubt if anyone could overcome the eww factor knowing they were recycled.

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Just because they say they’re new, doesn’t mean they’re not used. Try to imagine that all the condoms you’ve ever used were used by someone else before you…

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