The ants are leaving, his pants are on fire.
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What a weird thing to say.
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All I have to say is if Tim Walz has dogs and cats buried in his backyard its because they are beloved pets who lived a long loved life. If JD Vance has dogs and cats buried in his backyard, its because he is practicing to be a serial killer.
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Vance leases his backyard to Kristi Noem
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The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire!
We don’t need no water, let the couchfucker burn!
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Can we, as a compromise, fill his pants with fire ants?
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So, one additional piece of context about Springfield Ohio, they have a pretty bad Nazi problem. A group called Blood Tribe has been parading through the streets with rifles and swastikas. They’ve also been interrupting city council meetings. So Vance isn’t just doing general free floating racism, he’s doing PR for an armed militant neo-nazi group. Neo-Nazis holding rifles and swastika flags march during Ohio musical festival
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Didn’t major Trump backer RFK Jr eat a dog?
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Is it just me or does JD Vance look like a recently shorn llama or a Labradoodle that just got a summer haircut?
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…he caught them sitting on the couch since nothing gets between him and his lover! 
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Honestly, given the right’s history of projection, i’d investigate where he lives for missing pets…
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I’ve never considered it. But now I can’t help seeing him that way.
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Yes but to be fair, he had run over it first, and also he didn’t eat a bear cub he dumped in Central Park instead.
If you think that’s weird, remember that the guy isn’t MAGA, he’s merely MAGA adjacent.
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He was MAGA adjacent. Once you accept a job offer from a fascist you don’t get to keep the “fascism-curious” qualifier.
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But he’s just asking questions you know. Might be nothing….
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RFK jr was accused of eating a road kill dog.
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