Pony walks into English police station, escorted from premises

Ponies can be very dangerous.

Even so, I took another step forward. It was to nearly prove my undoing, for I had paid scant attention to the spawn that surrounded us, lurking in the far corners of the barn. But the spawn had begun to close in, ready to resume tearing at the flesh of their progenitor, and now by pure mischance I brought my shod foot down on an over-eager unicorn. It was a perfect miniature pony perhaps a hand high at the hock, sporting a viciously sharp horn an inch long.

Equoid by Charles Stross

Police are involved.

This is terrible, my first thought was if that happened here in the states, they would shoot it. :frowning:

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