Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/06/pee-pee-pools.html
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I doubt Trump has even used any of his hotels’ swimming pools. I know his medical report paints him as a living god whose Adonis-like body would blind spectators with its agonizing beauty, but for some reason this is not a man who appears in public wearing anything other than a tailored suit or maybe a golf polo shirt if the cameras are far away enough.
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He likes it with more pee.
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If his suits are tailored, the person doing said tailoring is VERY bad at their job.
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They really shouldn’t let Donnie swim in them. Problem solved.
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Literally everyone who works for Trump is very bad at their job.
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Good point.
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Donnie is way too cheap to pay for tailoring. You know he buys off the rack.
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I’m sure were all expecting this clip here. First comment too!
Yet another film that was critically dismissed when it came out but has since seeped into the public consciousness.
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Harassment! He should be able to have two more summers to pee in the pool.
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In all seriousness, if you buy off the rack, you can still get fitted properly and they will tailor your suit for you - generally for nothing. Source: Me, an adult male.
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To be fair, I think there is a sizeable portion of the American population, if given the opportunity, would shit in a Mar-a-Lago pool.
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In all seriousness, even dumpf is too cheap even to pay for that.
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I can see Trump using his pools like Tandy did, just because he can, ruining everything for everyone…just because he can.
So, what’s the betting that he’s stiffed every pool supply and maintenance company in the area, and therefore the staff are simply struggling on as best they can with minimal supplies and support?
Can we get good odds on that bet?
Whaddya mean, no bet?
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Nonsense. The water is super nice.
