Poor Attempts at Hiding Package Deliveries: The Ultimate Photo Gallery


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/25/poor-attempts-at-hiding-packag.html


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#2

Depending upon the terrain and the view from the street, this one might actually be somewhat clever:


#3

I’m not sure what’s up with all of the doormat ones, but I’ve seen that around a lot. The one wedged up under the awning was pretty clever actually, if it weren’t for the delivery tag on the door. Best I ever got personally was a package tossed up onto my second story apartment balcony.


#4

jinx.  


#5

Somehow this is adorable, like the packages are peeking out from the tiny welcome mats. Like a dog “hiding” by sticking its head behind a curtain, or a baby covering its eyes.


#6

Where’s my Coke?

*lolz


#7

This is probably the only joy the ups people have in their job. Let them have it.
It’s rather endearing.


#8

“Cow feces”? How the eff does THAT happen?


#9

Good eyes; I didn’t even catch that at first.

Although I think the better question is this:

Why the unhappy fuck did they still bother delivering it?!?!


#10

Sounds unlikely to me. I call BS.


#11

Potato chips made with olestra


#12

Maybe it was an UPS women…


#13

We see what you did there. Works especially well with the new avatar!

But yeah… how does cow feces leak from other mail?!


#14

So to give these delivery drivers the benefit of the doubt, maybe they’re just putting the mat on the boxes to keep the rain off?


#15

At least these were delivered to the correct addresses (I assume). One time I had a package “delivered” when I was home, spent a day with FedEx on the phone tracking it down, only to have an honest neighbor from a block down deliver it. Good thing he didn’t know what Sonos speakers are.


#16

Could be he did, but was just honest. We honest folk aren’t necessarily ignorant.


#17

Someone ordered fertilizer?


#18

Yeah, but then wouldn’t the description of the damage be due to “fertilizer”? “Cow feces” seems a little too… descriptive, I guess.


#19

Maybe the delivery guy has a sense of humor… and who knows what people have shipped.


#20

Yeah, could be from samples being shipped for testing.

I’ve heard stories from someone who worked in a hospital mail-room…