Prepare to be underwhelmed by Trump's press conference

Guessing he’s announcing new hires to blame then fire. His usual afternoon.

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I love how he can’t commit his schedule for a previously scheduled debate that’s a month away, but now he can organize a national press conference and a plan to save Maga America in about eight hours. Either all of his top campaign staff will be on the block this evening or J.D. will be out the door.

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Anyone got a live link to it?

Maybe here?

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PBS has got us covered!!!

Let’s see how long I can take listening to him before I have to go bleach my ears out…

Also, I bet he ends up being late… it’s just 2pm now!

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I noticed he seems fond of Aug 8 as a day to hold a press conference, but I didn’t get the significance.

(edited for clarity)

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Pop Tv Judging You GIF by Schitt's Creek

He’s had dinner with Nick Fuentas and other white nationalists… he knows what it means.

Oh… wait… you mean YOU didn’t get it, right? That I can understand, as your not one of those assholes…

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It occurred to me that this might just be his way of saying “LOOK AT ME!” with nothing of any substance being offered. Harris and Walz have been getting a lot of attention lately, to the point that some Republicans are demanding the press stop covering their rallies.

The fact is if any major party candidate announces a press conference it’s going to be considered newsworthy even if that candidate ends up just sitting there playing with a yo-yo.

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Yup. The next spot on my bingo card says “Audio equipment trouble”.

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And he blames it on the ABC reporter from the NABJ interview…

He’s still not out, BTW… just a podium and 4 flags… Here is he.

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The country is in the most dangerous position… yeah, thanks to YOU and your movement, dipshit.

He’s gonna talk about debates, he said, though…

“We have people who have no idea how to handle it” (meaning a possible larger war)…

RADICAL LEFT!!!

Who’s got a bingo card!!!

Transgender!!!

Border czar!!!

Stock market crash - WHAT STOCK MARKET CRASH!!!

The POLLS!!!

Ha! Common sense!!! American Dream!

20 MILLION PEOPLE!!!

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Thank you for your selfless service. There will be a medal in this for you. :clap:

salute

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If I wrote an LLM AI that spoke like this I’d be tossed out of a job…

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He’d have stopped both Ukraine invasion and Oct. 7!!!

People are dying financially!!!

Fox, sept. 4, NBC Sept. 10 something… and ABC sept. 25…

He fucking BLUNK… Blinked… Blanked?

She can’t do an interview!!!

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People are dying because they can’t buy bacon.

Further evidence of projection… :smiley:

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Well, they can’t sit on HIS hands - they’re too small!

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Insane asylums… being emptied out… all over the world…

WORST PRESIDENT IN OUR COUNTRY…

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Nagasaki A bombing?

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Political correct! Reaching back to the 90s there, isn’t she!

She never made it to Iowa!

She’s NASTY!!!

Someone is!!!

janet jackson GIF

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They took it away!

He knows a lot of people on the other side!!!

Sure Jan GIF

WE’RE LEADING he said… (polls say opposite).

He’s a very angry man right now…

Joe Biden GIF by Election 2016

It’s a very bad thing he got couped, though!

He had 14 million and she got no votes!

She went to a location once on the border, but for a nice dinner with Doug, apparently.

Best border to worst border… our country is going DOWN, thanks to incompetent people…

He’s taking questions… I wonder who is there?

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The great Border People!

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